My history teacher spoke about Mount Rushmore. He said 4 Presidents were carved into stone but admitted he wasn’t sure which one was President Rushmore.
Before boarding my flight, I was questioned by airport security why I had a light bulb in my left pocket. I said, “Because I have a lamp in my right one.”
My German shepherd has been taking foreign language lessons. He’s learning to bark in French from a poodle.
I’m looking for a job. I had to update my resume. For a 10-year period when I wasn’t working I put “running errands”. My wife suggested, “I had a cold”. My brother suggested “lost at sea”. I went with that.
I’ve been watching too much TV. While conversing with my wife, she paused for a moment and I expected a commercial.
If the Earth is round and has satellites orbiting it, why can’t our heads, which are also round, have satellites orbiting them?
Changed my son’s diaper today.
As you can see, it was a challenge.