Good Morning…..Day 257

I woke up late today for work. I work in a shoe factory on an assembly line stitching together the shoes. I called my boss to let him know that I wouldn’t be in on time. He told me to work from home.

Good Morning…..Day 256

I remember my first kiss. Unfortunately so does the girl and she’s been sending me hate mail ever since.

Good Morning…..Day 255

Jimmy Nelson holds the world record for disappearing socks in the Bermuda Triangle. A ship’s captain, Jimmy has traveled the area 1000s of times with his socks vanishing on each trip.

Good Morning…..Day 254

LuAnne Kramer holds the record as the world’s most misidentified woman. For years, thousands of people have mistaken her for somebody else with the height of error coming when a supermarket shopper grabbed Ms. Kramer thinking that she was a loaf of whole wheat bread.

Good Morning…..Day 253

Election Day for President of the United States

This is the story of Harry Keaton – a candidate for the Presidency of the United States. It is Election Day and Harry is the overwhelming favorite to win! What could possibly go wrong? Well, on the day before the election, Harry had a few drinks and does something that could not only cost him the election but also put him behind bars. On Election Day morning he discovers what he has done and, with the help of his campaign manager, his Vice-Presidential running mate, two Secret Service agents and his wife, he attempts to cover up what becomes known as “the incident”. And he only has about 16 hours to succeed.

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Good Morning…..Day 252

Dating was difficult for me when I was younger. Women did not like it when I’d show up at their door in my shorts, asking for something to wear.

Good Morning…..Day 251

I attended a private school as a child. I never learned anything. The teachers kept it to themselves.