Good Afternoon…..Day 2

My father and uncle had a drinking problem. My uncle joined A.A. My father mistakenly joined A.A.A. It never helped him but Dad went on some great trips.


Good Afternoon…..Day 1

I trained my cat to clean the house. After she licks herself, she licks the rooms.

Good Morning…..Day 365 – It’s One Year!

I may not have the intelligence of Albert Einstein but neither does he have my pants.

Good Morning…..Day 364

I’m very tired today. This morning I waited for the bus and when it arrived, the driver didn’t open the door. He only lets me ride if he likes the tie I’m wearing. Apparently he didn’t like it this morning.
When I got to work, I discovered that my office had been relocated to another building across town. I had to rent a truck and move my desk, file cabinets and computer into the new one. I completed the move by lunchtime. After lunch, my boss told me they decided to move me back.
After work, I had to walk home. I changed my tie but the driver still wouldn’t pick me up. As he drove past he shouted, “Wear the blue one tomorrow!”

Good Morning…..Day 363

I took a taxi home and the driver wore an eye-patch over his left eye. When he stopped at a red light, he moved it to his right eye. It was awkward.

Good Morning…..Day 362

I woke up late today for work. I work in a shoe factory on an assembly line stitching together the shoes. I called my boss to let him know that I wouldn’t be in on time. He told me to work from home.

Good Morning…..Day 361

I bought a mobile home. Everyday I find it in a different town.