UFOs & Extraterrestrials

UFOs – Are they the imagination of many? Or are they for real. If they do exist, are they a menace? Or are they peaceful? Are they Jewish? Or are they Gentile? Are they employed? Or have they come looking for a job? These questions and many more must be answered if we’re to know the full story behind these visitors from outer space.

In light of recent evidence, we have a new awareness that the “aliens” have aided us down through the centuries. The ancient Chinese remember them as the “Bringer of Detergent” giving rise to a future chain of hand laundries throughout the world. The aliens gave the Vikings deodorant and thus doubled their life expectancy. The Egyptians received the world’s first daily newspaper from them, the “Pyramid Gazette”, which also inspired them to build the pyramids. And the aliens introduced “Kool-Aid” to the Arabs to help them beat the heat.

Then we have the stories told by people who have come into contact with the aliens. Here is one account…
Late in the evening in 1960 in Arkansas, Bobby and his Mom were abducted by a UFO. They claim that they were taken to the alien’s home-world and were fed knockwurst and sauerkraut for lunch. Upon finishing they were told why they had been abducted. Alien archeologists were excavating and had made a discovery – an object that resembled the Earth’s toilet. Then one of the aliens accidentally flushed it. Well, it was still in working order and it was also clogged, so it backed up and overflowed. And it continued overflowing for days. All work at the archaeology site ground to a halt. The aliens, not knowing what to do, decided to travel to Earth to find a plumber. Upon reaching Earth and searching through the phone book, they settled on little Bobby and his Mom. (They ran a small plumbing business.)

Back at the archaeology site, Bobby and his Mom quickly sized up the situation and what they would require. Since they didn’t have their tools with them, they drew a sketch for the aliens of what they needed. The aliens sent the design off to their factory and 2 weeks later Bobby and his Mom received the tool – a plunger.

Immediately they went to work and the toilet was fixed. Bobby and his Mom became instant celebrities on the alien planet. They were awarded a year’s supply of knockwurst and sauerkraut, made guest appearances on TV shows and cut-the-ribbon on a plumbing school built and named in their honor. (Bobby and his Mom oversaw the curriculum for the school.)

After a period of time, they were returned to Earth and told their story. Naturally no one believed them. They were shunned by their community, had to close their plumbing business and move away. It was about 40 years later, Bobby was living in Montana, his mother had since died, that local residents thought maybe the story was true. On one night, a group of fisherman spotted a UFO landing on Bobby’s property. One of the alien’s knocked on Bobby’s door, he answered and spoke to alien. Bobby went back into his house, and then came back out with a plunger in hand, entered the UFO, then came back out a few minutes later. The aliens shook hands with Bobby, got back in their UFO and then flew away. Maybe it was true after all.

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Answers to the Mysteries

(From my book (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries – available on Amazon Kindle and if you don’t have one, download the Kindle app for your Mac or Windows).

Introduction

All I’ve ever wanted were the answers to some of the greatest mysteries in
our world. Case in point –
“While on an archeological expedition in Egypt, Dr. Salmon discovered the ancient tomb of King Itacher, the only King never preserved as a mummy but was instead ‘freeze-dried’. Instructions written on the side of the sarcophagus declared that with the addition of 5 gallons of water, King Itacher would come back to life.”
Your initial reaction after reading that paragraph is probably one of disbelief, or for the more open-minded, staunch skepticism. While that is understandable, let me point out that as little as 500 years ago the Earth was believed to be the center of the universe. Only 200 years ago bodily illnesses were believed to be caused by evil spirits. And 100 years ago you would have been considered a dreamer if you claimed that man would someday land on the moon. Reality has changed and continues to change showing us what IS the truth, even if we can’t explain it.
I wanted to explore these paradoxes shrouded in mystery to find answers. To discover another piece of the puzzle to explain the world and universe that surrounds us. That gives us our life. Well, let me say at the beginning, that the ending is only a conclusion to my story and it doesn’t come with any answers.
“In 1973, Ronald Smith claimed that he was invincible and was willing to take on any challengers. A junkyard in his town responded with the challenge of him escaping from their automobile compactor. Smith accepted the offer and allowed himself to be seated in a 1965 Chevy, which was placed in the compacter and crushed into a one-inch cube. Men screamed, women fainted and children applauded when Mr. Smith emerged from the compactor as the world’s only one inch man.”
I have never been able to find an explanation for these events. They defy the scientists who understand Einstein’s famous equation E=MC2. These scientists can explain quantum mechanics but scratch their heads trying to figure out Mr. Smith’s size. What this means is, while the universe can have black holes and neutron stars, it can also have one-inch men.
So, I guess the real question is, if answers cannot be found, what’s the point of looking? Not an unreasonable question, but I must remind you that at one point there were also no explanations for black holes and neutron stars. Now we have a basic understanding of these natural occurrences. I approached these new mysteries with hope that someday they will be explained. I wanted to start an intelligent discussion.
Where was I going to begin? I knew that if you attempted to record all of the mysteries that existed, you would produce a set of books that would encircle the globe. I needed to focus on some of the most popular subjects – ghosts, UFOs, Bigfoot, the Bermuda Triangle, life after death, reincarnation and Atlantis. I
decided that I would interview the people who have experienced these phenomena firsthand. The people who have seen ghosts, been abducted by UFOs, or were on the trail of Bigfoot. My experiences during this time were incredible. One does not witness the unknown and come away unaffected.

I Made a Mistake….

…I said that today (5/27/14) was the last day to download my book on Amazon for free.
Well, I got my days mixed up and TODAY is the last day to download it for free.
Tomorrow (May 28th) it goes back to the regular price of $1.99.
So, what are you waiting for if you haven’t gotten your copy? It’s FREE!

Here’s the link – (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries
If you don’t have a Kindle, you can download the Kindle app for Windows and Mac.
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From the book…

“Who were the well-dressed businessmen found buried under two feet of ice in the Antarctica? Were they citizens of Atlantis?” (Question posted in a New York City newspaper.)

You Still Haven’t….

…downloaded my free ebook on Amazon? What are you waiting for?
On Tuesday it goes back to its regular price of $1.99!
With the $1.99 you save you can go to Starbucks and (almost) buy
a “tall” coffee and enjoy my book there.

Here’s the link – (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries
If you don’t have a Kindle, you can download the Kindle app for Windows and Mac.
(If you download and like my book, please give a positive review.)

From my new book (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries

“In 1973, Ronald Smith claimed that he was invincible and was willing to take on any challengers. A junkyard in his town responded with the challenge of him escaping from their automobile compactor. Smith accepted the offer and allowed himself to be seated in a 1965 Chevy, which was placed in the compacter and crushed into a one-inch cube. Men screamed, women fainted and children applauded when Mr. Smith emerged from the compactor as the world’s only one inch man.”

Don’t Forget…

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(there are no) Answers to the Mysteries

Here’s the link – (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries
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Answers to the Mysteries…

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From my new book (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries

Some facts about UFOs and Aliens:
1) The aliens gave the Vikings deodorant and thus doubled their life expectancy.
2) The Chinese reported contact with the aliens 3000 years ago when they were known as the “Bringers of Detergent”.
3) The aliens didn’t help the Egyptians just build the pyramids. They also introduced the “chiropractor” to ease the pain during the construction.
4) Vincent van Gogh invented the world’s first paint-by-number sets with help from the aliens.

Free Download!

For the Memorial Day Weekend (starting today) my new book
(there are no) Answers to the Mysteries is available as a free download from Amazon.
If you don’t have a Kindle, you can download the Kindle app for Windows and Mac.
If you download and like my book, please give a positive review.

“Plato was quoted saying ‘Questioning people on their deathbed
only leaves us with many unanswered questions, or the
sudden realization that now we can never collect the money owed us.’”

From my new book (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries.

UFOs, Flying Saucers & Extraterrestrials

“On a late autumn night in 1965, Mr. and Mrs. Steven Hunter were returning home when suddenly a flying saucer came down out of the sky, opened up and lifted their car with them still inside, up into the spaceship. While inside the alien beings, described by the captives as Spanish-speaking, performed a tune-up on the car before they were let go.”

From my new book (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries.

Answers…..(from my new book)

(From the chapter “Ghosts, Reincarnation & Life After Death.
Discover more in my new book (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries.)

Memories of a Spirit
(Author Unknown)

I have been in prison for 10 years for a crime that I did not commit! I am accused of performing the marriage ceremony between the King’s daughter and a commoner. I am the victim of a conspiracy because the crime occurred when I was being buried.
I do not understand, however, by what means they can hold me captive since I am a spirit! A ghost! I am made out of a cloud-like energy. Am I wrong? Am I made out of wood?
They came to arrest me at the place I haunted, my home. How did they know where to find me? I have spoken to Polonius, the warden, and he tells me that Dionysus, the clairvoyant, predicted I would be there. I said that Dionysus is no clairvoyant; he is a fake! He predicted that “Julius Caesar” would be named “Julius Caesar”. That’s a prediction? This man is after fame and fortune at my expense.
I requested a lawyer for my defense. They sent one that doesn’t speak Aramaic. How were we to communicate? The judge looked to Dionysus for an answer. He predicted that I would lose. The judge then sent me to prison.

A young slave girl visits me weekly. She reads to me passages from the “Iliad”, after which, I reread the same passages to her because she forgets easily. Then we play a game of chess. She also forgets we’re playing chess and thinks it’s Parcheesi.

I have started corresponding with many people. I have written to Proteus, the famous hunchback. He used to rent out his back to mountain climbers. And I have spoke with Aeschylus. He makes the birthday cakes for the King and Queen. One person who has written to me came as a surprise. It was Menelaus. Five years ago, in protest to the government, he stuffed his body into a milk bottle.

In the early part of the year, I played the lead in the theatrical production of “The Spirit Gets a New Suit”. My performance won me the best acting award for the year.

After my 5th year of imprisonment, I appealed my case to the King. He had become sympathetic to my plight and was going to grant my release when he was found deceased in his bed from what was publicly described as “natural causes”. I, for one, know of no natural cause where the head severs itself from the rest of the body.
Becoming desperate, I planned to escape. I plotted with other prisoners. Someone suggested the “Trojan Horse” method but substituting a chicken. We couldn’t find a chicken big enough to accommodate us.

I decided to become an inventor to pass the time. I had created what I called the “Electric Light Bulb”. It used a strange magical force that would make the bulb shine brightly! I presented the new King with my invention and he remarked, “Now why would I want such a shining light?” I answered, “For at night, so you might walk without stubbing your toes, read books that give pleasure and see your beautiful Queen.” The “Beautiful Queen” remark is where I made my mistake. He added 500 years to my sentence.

How much longer am I going to be here? I must have my freedom. But how shall I get out? Escape is not the answer. The King will not grant me a reprieve. What shall I do? Wait for this building to fall down? I simply don’t know.

From my new book (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries.

Answers to the Mysteries…

“Late in the evening in Arkansas, David Atkins was abducted by a UFO. He claimed that he was taken to the alien’s home world where archeologists were excavating and made a discovery. They found an object that resembled the Earth’s toilet. One of the aliens accidentally flushed it. Well, it was still in working order and it was also clogged, so it backed up and overflowed. And it continued overflowing for days. All work at the archaeology site ground to a halt. The aliens, not knowing what to do, traveled to the Earth to find a plumber. Upon reaching the planet they located Mr. Atkins. (He owned a plumbing business.)
Returning to the archaeology site, Mr. Atkins surveyed the damage. Since he didn’t have his tools with him, he drew a diagram for the aliens to show what he needed to make the repair. The aliens sent the diagram to a factory and 2 weeks later Mr. Atkins received the tool – a plunger. Immediately he went to work and the toilet was fixed.”

Discover more in my new book (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries.