Breakfast at my Uncle’s

My uncle married a woman who resembled Quasimodo.
She’s a great cook who keeps losing pancakes.
Every time she flips one, it lands on her back.


I stopped wearing shoes because I wondered,
“Am I wearing the shoes out, or am I wearing the Earth out?”

(My book (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries is available on Amazon Kindle and if you don’t have one, download the Kindle app for your Mac or Windows).

My Brother…

My brother was born with a rare illness known as “Alka-Seltzeritiz”.
After he was given his first bath, he just fizzed away.

Looking for Answers…

Scientists spend a lot of time wondering where the moon came from.
My parents spent a lot of time wondering where I came from.
Some answers are unknowable.