Portrait of “The Family”

Portrait of family

Rare portrait of “The Family”.
Noted gangster family, still in hiding,
who rarely posed for photographs.
Their m.o. (Modus operandi) was they dressed alike.

Trump for President!

Donald Trump announced that he is running for President and wants your vote.
Unfortunately his hairpiece has stated that it’s voting for Marco Rubio.

Pants

I stopped buying pants made of cotton.
Now I buy them made of Brazil Nuts.

Dad & his Hobbies

My Dad loves his hobbies. Besides building model planes, he overthrows foreign governments.

The Pilot

I received an airline job ad in the mail.
It said that if I could carry luggage
I was eligible for their pilot’s training program.