Vanishing…

Lawrence Canaby holds the “dubious” record for
vanishing socks in the Bermuda Triangle.
A cruise ship captain, Mr. Canaby has sailed
through the Triangle thousands of times
with his socks disappearing* on each trip.

*They vanish while he is wearing them.
(A crew member suggested that he simply stop wearing socks.
When he did, his underwear then vanished.)

After the Honeymoon…

I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.

When Captain America Gets Old…

Captain-America

I can’t find my pills!

Happy Veteran’s Day Grandpa

Now that my grandpa is older, he’s suffering from dementia
and convinced that he’s a World War 2 fighter pilot.
It would be easy to ignore that if he didn’t steal a
World War 2 plane and start bombing the neighborhood.

Unemployed…

I was fired from my job for combing my hair all day.
I told my boss, I thought that WAS my job.

Footwear…

I stopped wearing shoes because I wondered,
“Am I wearing the shoes out, or am I wearing the Earth out?”

(My book (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries is available on Amazon Kindle and if you don’t have one, download the Kindle app for your Mac or Windows).

Grandpa

My grandfather was a jogging enthusiast.
When he died, he didn’t have the traditional wake.
Instead of a coffin, he was put on a treadmill.