Happy Halloween. That time of year when scaring people to death isn’t illegal. Trick or treat.
My dad bought me my first car. Actually he just gave me a tire. I had to supply the rest.
If a couch potato eats a real potato is that cannibalism?
My uncle recently passed and I am the executor of his will. One job I have is to handle the funeral and I discovered how expensive these affairs are. In my quest to find something cheaper, I saw a newspaper advertisement for a local store that sold coffins. So I bought one from them, put my uncle’s body in it and drove him to the funeral parlor. They refused delivery. They said I had to buy their casket.
Very irritated, I returned home and put my uncle in the garage until I can figure out what to do. My wife suggested looking for a cemetery where I can dig my own hole.
Exhausting day today. Went to store to buy a new camera. Walked out with a coffee pot. Thought it WAS a camera. Then went to a furniture store. Needed a new couch. Bought a small car. I thought the car’s backseat WAS the couch. Spent the last 5 years learning French. Went to the French embassy to talk to the Ambassador. He didn’t understand me. Apparently I learned Hungarian.