When I met with my high school guidance counselor, she asked me what I wanted to be. I said “veterinarian”. She thought I said “vegetarian”. I suddenly found myself working on a farm.
My mother told me that I was a “wanted baby”. Then she showed me the FBI’s “Most Wanted” list. I was on it.
My brother was born with a rare illness known as “Alka-Seltzeritiz”. After he was given his first bath, he just fizzed away.
Growing up was especially difficult in my family because my mother did everything she could to prevent it.
Thought for the day – Bigfoot. Who is this creature? Is it just a foot or does it have a whole body attached?