Free Today!

My new book – The Flat Earth Gang – is available as a free ebook download today – Friday, January 29, 2021.

The story – Jim, a photographer, and Elaine, a travel agent, were enjoying their time together in Dublin, Ireland when a flat Earth believer approached Jim changing the next week of his life—for the worst. He had become a pawn between factions of the flat Earth movement when he was handed a digital camera’s memory card. Thus beginning a journey combining a mystery, suspense and thriller with light humor.
Rogue agents of the movement sought to destroy the card believing it had information damaging to their political goals. They chased, kidnapped, and threatened Jim to hand it over. He resisted, knowing he’d need the card as evidence against the pursuers. At the same time, he sought help from computer hackers to decipher an encrypted file on the memory card hoping it would explain everything.What began as a romantic getaway escalated into an international incident.

Here’s the LINK.   (Click “Buy it now” for FREE download NOT “Read for Free” which is Kindle Unlimited – an Amazon reading membership.)

And here’s a link, if needed, for the free Kindle app for Mac or PC.

My Wife and My Mother

My wife has much in common with my mother. They both had their teeth knocked out in a barroom fight.

Thoughts

I don’t understand why I have all these thoughts. I never paid for any of them.

Shoes

I stopped wearing shoes because I wondered, “Am I wearing out my shoes? Or am I wearing out the Earth?”

The Watcher

I’ve never understood why people use a telescope to look at the sky. I use mine to look my neighbors.

At the Museum

I was at a museum when the curator asked me if I liked any of the paintings on display. I said that I thought the walls could use another coat.

Always Clean!

I spray myself with a nonstick cooking spray every morning. My mom taught me that it’s an easy way to keep clean. Dirt never sticks to you.

 

Door-to-Door

I hate door-to-door salesmen. I have 50 “No Solicitation” signs in 50 languages outside my door. Today, there was a knock on my door. Apparently I need one more – in Braille.

Wanted!

My mother told me that I was a “wanted baby”. Then she showed me the FBI’s “Most Wanted” list. I was on it.

Man’s Best Friend

I found my dog sitting at my computer today. He was emailing love letters to my wife. I’m the one who feeds him. He should be writing them to me.