Blind Date

I tried going on a blind date but we were both blindfolded and couldn’t find each other.

Dating

Dating was difficult for me. Women did not like it when I’d show up in my shorts, asking for something to wear.

Dating

Dating was difficult for me. Women did not like it when I’d show up in my shorts, asking for something to wear.

Blind Date

I tried going on a blind date but we were both blindfolded and couldn’t find each other.

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Blind Date

I once tried going on a blind date but we were both blindfolded and couldn’t find each other.

First Date

Dating was difficult for me. Women did not like it when I’d show up in my shorts, asking for something to wear.

Blind Date

I tried going on a blind date but we were both blindfolded and couldn’t find each other.