College Job

I worked my way through college as a substitute dictator. If a government were overthrown I’d hold power until another dictator was found.

Good Morning – September 14th

I got a job working in a circus to pay for college. Eventually the college threw me out because I was followed by clowns all day.

From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense

Working my Way through College

I worked my way through college as a substitute dictator. If a government were overthrown I’d hold power until another dictator was found.

College Job

I worked my way through college as a substitute dictator. If a government were overthrown I’d hold power until another dictator was found.

College Student

I got a job working in a circus to pay for college. Eventually the college threw me out because I was followed by clowns all day.

Crossroads

My nephew is at a crossroads. He’s entering college and can’t decide on a major. I suggested philosophy. I said as a philosopher you never have to be right. You make suggestions, have opinions, speak extemporaneously and don’t have to concern yourself with facts. There is only one exception. You have to know how to spell “Nietzsche”. And if you can grow a mustache like him, that’ll guarantee you a job.