My Mother Called

My mother called today to complain. She says that I don’t like her cooking but that isn’t true. I’m afraid of it. A hospital is using it to cure cancer and the government says that it’s causing global warming. So I’m left wondering, just what is in those spaghetti and meatballs?

My Mother Called

My mother called today to complain. She says that I don’t like her cooking but that isn’t true. I’m afraid of it. A hospital is using it to cure cancer and the government says that it’s causing global warming. So I’m left wondering, just what is in those spaghetti and meatballs?

Eggs

I learned something today. If you boil water to make a hard-boiled egg and forget about it, the water will evaporate and the egg will explode. I didn’t know water evaporated.

Jellybeans

I heard that you don’t cook jellybeans. I’m confused. I cook all the other beans I eat.

Eggs

I learned something today. If you boil water to make a hard-boiled egg and forget about it, the water will evaporate and the egg will explode. I didn’t know water evaporated.

Jellybeans

I heard that you don’t cook jellybeans. I’m confused. I cook all the other beans I eat.

My Mother Called

My mother called today to complain. (So what else is new?) She says that I don’t like her cooking but that isn’t true. I’m afraid of it. A nearby hospital is using it to cure cancer and the government says that it’s causing global warming. So I’m left wondering, just what is in those spaghetti and meatballs?

Eggs

I learned something today. If you boil water to make a hard-boiled egg and forget about it, the water will evaporate and the egg will explode. I didn’t know water evaporated.

Jellybeans

I heard that you don’t cook jellybeans. I’m confused. I cook all the other beans I eat.

Good Afternoon…..Day 93

My mother called today to complain. She says I don’t like her cooking but that isn’t true. I’m afraid of it. A nearby hospital is using it to cure cancer and the government says that it’s causing global warming. So I’m left wondering, just what is in those spaghetti and meatballs?