First Kiss

I remember my first kiss. Unfortunately so does the girl and she’s been sending me hate mail ever since.

Dating

I never believed in life after death until I started dating.

First Date

I went out on a first date. I met the young lady at the laundromat. We enjoyed dinner by candlelight while we washed our clothes. I ended it after I learned she just used me for my detergent.

Faithful

One woman I went out with demanded that I be faithful. I thought she was talking about being religious.

First Date

Call me a romantic, but if a woman doesn’t have me arrested after our first date, it’s because she likes me.

Dating

Dating was difficult for me. Women did not like it when I’d show up in my shorts, asking for something to wear.

Blind Date

I tried going on a blind date but we were both blindfolded and couldn’t find each other.

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Good Morning – August 3rd

Dating was difficult for me. Women did not like it when I’d show up in my shorts, asking for something to wear.

From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense

Good Morning – June 9th

I never believed in life after death until I started dating.

From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense

First Kiss

I remember my first kiss. Unfortunately so does the girl and she’s been sending me hate mail ever since.