Talking Dog

talking dog

My dog loves doing his DeNiro impression.

My Dog & Morse Code

I took my dog to obedience school. They taught him Morse code. Now when he’s hungry, he taps on the floor to tell me what he wants.

Special Dog

I adopted a dog from a store that sells pets with special needs. My dog watches soap operas.

My Dog

I found my dog sitting at my computer today. He was emailing love letters to my wife. I’m the one who feeds him. He should be writing them to me.

My Pet

I brought home my first pet – a dog. I got him from a world famous chef so he’s housebroken and can cook. He’s making me spaghetti for dinner.

Friend’s Dog

My friend published his dog’s autobiography – “My Life on Paws”. I read it. I’m not talking in front of that animal anymore.

Haircut

I’m economizing. I trained my dog to give me a haircut. Now I look like a French poodle.

Talking Dog

talking dog

My dog loves doing his DeNiro impression.

Runaway

I never owned a dog and didn’t want to make a commitment, so I bought one from a store that guarantees it will run away after 30 days.

My Brother, The Baker

My brother, a baker, sold a specialty line of exploding birthday cakes. Imagine his surprise when he bought a dog from a store that specialized in exploding pets.