Home Improvements

I spent $10,000 on home improvements and now my home wants to leave me.

Future Home

My parents own a funeral parlor. When business is slow, they setup a display in a mallI where I lie in a coffin with the sign “This could be you!”.

Work from Home

I woke up late today for work. I work in a shoe factory on an assembly line stitching together shoes. I called my boss to let him know. He told me to work from home. 

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Home Improvements

I spent $10,000 on home improvements and now my home wants to leave me.

New Home

I moved into a new home that also runs on batteries. The realtor recommended it as protection in case of a power failure. However, it’s difficult to buy 10,000 AAA batteries at a time.

Future Home

My parents own a funeral parlor. When business is slow, they setup a display in a mallI where I lie in a coffin with the sign “This could be you!”.

Work from Home

I woke up late today for work. I work in a shoe factory on an assembly line stitching together shoes. I called my boss to let him know. He told me to work from home.