Job Resume

I’m looking for a job. I had to update my resume. For a 10-year period when I wasn’t working I put “running errands”. My wife suggested writing, “I had a cold” instead.

Looking for Work

I considered becoming a political revolutionary until I learned the hours weren’t steady and you couldn’t collect unemployment.

Job Resume

I’m looking for a job. I had to update my resume. For a 10-year period when I wasn’t working I put “running errands”. My wife suggested writing, “I had a cold” instead.

Looking for Work

I considered becoming a political revolutionary until I learned the hours weren’t steady and you couldn’t collect unemployment.

Layoffs

I arrived at work to hear my boss announce there would be layoffs and he had given our paychecks to strangers on the street. He said employees who found the people with their checks could keep their jobs.

Good Afternoon…..Day 102

My nephew is at a crossroads. He’s entering college and can’t decide on a major. I suggested philosophy. I said that as a philosopher you never have to be right. You make suggestions, have opinions, speak extemporaneously and don’t have to concern yourself with facts. There is only one exception. You have to know how to spell “Nietzsche”. And if you can grow a mustache like him, that’ll guarantee you a job.