Laundry

I take my morning shower fully dressed. It saves time doing my laundry.

Doing the Laundry

In 1968 the earth was on the brink of an alien invasion. It was averted when my father agreed to do the alien’s laundry for the next 10 years, free of charge.

Laundry Time

My buddy doesn’t use laundry detergent He puts his clothes in the washer and throws in a cat. He said the cat does a better job.

Laundry

I take my morning shower fully dressed. It saves time doing my laundry.

My Boss

My boss came to work wearing 2 pairs of pants. He hadn’t done the laundry so he used the second pair as a shirt.

Dry Cleaning

I took my pants to the dry cleaners but didn’t have enough money so I asked them to clean just one leg. Wouldn’t you know, the guy cleaned the wrong one.

Doing the Laundry

In 1968 the earth was on the brink of an alien invasion. It was averted when my father agreed to do their laundry for the next 10 years, free of charge.

Good Afternoon…..Day 38

I took my pants to the dry cleaners but didn’t have enough money so I asked them to clean just one leg. Wouldn’t you know, the guy cleaned the wrong one.

Good Morning…..Day 275

I awoke this morning realizing that I didn’t know what day it was. With everything I’ve been doing, I had lost track. Frustrated I switched on the TV looking for the answer. Only one channel worked and it was a guy speaking Russian. I turned on my computer. A virus had corrupted it and it was saying, “I love you”. (Also in Russian.) I tried my radio. Everything was in Swedish. Finally I looked at my dog. He could tell that I was upset. He ran into my bedroom and dragged out a dirty pair of pants and plopped it in from of me.
“That’s it!” I shouted. “It’s laundry day!”
I love my dog.