Twins

My mother is a Siamese twin. She looks just like our cat.

My Wife and My Mother

My wife has much in common with my mother. They both had their teeth knocked out in a barroom fight.

My Wife and My Mother

My wife has much in common with my mother. They both had their teeth knocked out in a barroom fight.

Good Afternoon…..Day 93

My mother called today to complain. She says I don’t like her cooking but that isn’t true. I’m afraid of it. A nearby hospital is using it to cure cancer and the government says that it’s causing global warming. So I’m left wondering, just what is in those spaghetti and meatballs?

Good Afternoon…..Day 83

I received a call from my Mother today. She always calls after she sets someone’s house on fire. (I wonder if was someone I know.)

Good Afternoon…..Day 5

My mother will never admit to anything. If I accused her of being a woman, she would deny it.

Good Morning…..Day 159

My mother is a person who will never admit to anything. If I accused her of being a woman, she would deny it.

Mom….

My mother is a person who will never admit to anything.
If I accused her of being a woman, she would deny it.