Dating

I never believed in life after death until I started dating.

Blind Date

I tried going on a blind date but we were both blindfolded and couldn’t find each other.

From my book Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense Available on Amazon.

Dating

I never believed in life after death until I started dating.

Blind Date

I tried going on a blind date but we were both blindfolded and couldn’t find each other.

Dating…

With all the disappointment I have encountered in dating, I have developed an approach to help weed out the bad choices.
1st – I cook her a meal made from cat food.
2nd – I sue her for everything she’s got.
3rd – I have her do the laundry of all my neighbors.
4th – She has to be earning a 6-figure income.
If the above items are met, then I know my dream girl has arrived. To date, none have passed number 3.

Dating…

I thought that I lost my laptop until I found that my dog had it.
He joined an online dating service to meet other dogs. His personality
profile states “Looking for a poodle to settle down with.”