My Pet

I brought home my first pet – a dog. I got him from a world famous chef so he’s housebroken and can cook. He’s making me spaghetti for dinner.

Friend’s Dog

My friend published his dog’s autobiography – “My Life on Paws”. I read it. I’m not talking in front of that animal anymore.

My Brother, The Baker

My brother, a baker, sold a specialty line of exploding birthday cakes. Imagine his surprise when he bought a dog from a store that specialized in exploding pets.

My Cat

I woke up on the roof of my house today. I know I went to sleep in my bed and my wife insists she didn’t drag me there. I suspect it was my cat. We haven’t been getting along ever since I cancelled Netflix.

Talking Dog

My dog loves doing his DeNiro impression.

My Pet

I brought home my first pet – a dog. I got him from a world famous chef so he’s housebroken and can cook. He’s making me spaghetti for dinner.

Friend’s Dog

My friend published his dog’s autobiography – “My Life on Paws”. I read it. I’m not talking in front of that animal anymore.

Talking Dog

My dog loves doing his DeNiro impression.

Runaway

I never owned a dog and didn’t want to make a commitment, so I bought one from a store that guarantees it will run away after 30 days.

My Brother, The Baker

My brother, a baker, sold a specialty line of exploding birthday cakes. Imagine his surprise when he bought a dog from a store that specialized in exploding pets.