New Day, New Goal

I awoke this morning wanting to be a photographer but didn’t know where to start. I asked friends for advice. It ranged from “get a good broom” to “carry a spare donut wherever you go.” I wanted more practical advice like, do I need a pen if I already have a pencil. One friend noticed I had matching shoes. He recommended, “Your shoes should never match. In fact, just paint your feet black.” Someone mentioned a camera. “Every photographer has one.” I assumed he thought I should get one. “No. Don’t. When you get a job, walk around like you own the place, eat the food and then leave. When the client asks where are the photos? Cut pictures out of a magazine and send those. Works every time.”
I’m gonna love this job.

Portrait of the Curler Family

The Curler Family. Voted most likely to have the nicest hair.

Newspaper Photographer

For years I worked as a newspaper photographer but was let go. I had the bad habit of forgetting my camera. Once I had to photograph the President and asked to borrow his.

From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense

Newspaper Photographer

For years I worked as a newspaper photographer but was let go. I had the bad habit of forgetting my camera. Once I had to photograph the President and asked to borrow his.

From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense

Good Morning – July 22th

For years I worked as a newspaper photographer but was let go. I had the bad habit of forgetting my camera. Once I had to photograph the President and asked to borrow his.

From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense

Portrait

I was having my portrait taken and the photographer asked me to fold my arms. I had to decline because I can’t even fold my laundry, let alone my arms.

CPR…

…important not just for people.

Changed a Diaper

Changed my son’s diaper today.
As you can see, it was a challenge.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Good Morning…..Day 159

My mother is a person who will never admit to anything. If I accused her of being a woman, she would deny it.