Fine Dining….

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….at a trendy, avante-garde, restaurant.
The special for the evening was a 1/2 inch cheese cube.

The taste was light, but filling.
There were subtle hints of lilac and rose petals.

The chef took a bow to thunderous applause.
Later in the evening he was spotted at McDonald’s.
The invited guests for the evening went to Burger King.

The Cook

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This is what happens when my wife cooks for me.
Her cooking will be the subject of my next book.
(If I live to write it.)

Changed a Diaper

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Changed my son’s diaper today.
As you can see, it was a challenge.

Mickey Mouse Psychosis

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A family in desperate need of therapy.

Separated at Birth

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My Son & Will Wheaton from Star Trek

The universe dealt a nasty blow
when I wasn’t made Wheaton’s dad.

I could’ve been rolling in dough.

Mother-in-Law Problems

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On a recent post, I showed my Mother-in-Law coming to visit.

Here, I’m going on vacation with the family and she’s following me.
I can never get away from that woman.

Illegal Aliens…

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…are now dropping out of the sky!
Securing our borders has just gotten a lot harder.