The Pretzel

I was touring the White House while eating a pretzel and a Secret Service agent pulled me aside asking for a bite. I noticed he had a candy bar in his pocket and I suggested a trade. Another agent came over and offered me a candy bar AND a bag of popcorn for my pretzel. When I said yes to that offer, a fight started between the two agents. The President had to come over to break it up. And I had to give him my pretzel for saving me.

An Undecided Voter….Until Now

I received a call from Donald Trump asking me to vote for him.
Then I received a call from Joe Biden asking me to vote for him too.
I asked both men a question, “If I were running for President, would you vote for me?” Both men said yes.
So as I head out on this election day to cast my vote for President of the United States apparently I’m the man to vote for.

The Pretzel

I was touring the White House while eating a pretzel and a Secret Service agent pulled me aside asking for a bite. I noticed he had a candy bar in his pocket and I suggested a trade. Another agent came over and offered me a candy bar AND a bag of popcorn for my pretzel. When I said yes to that offer, a fight started between the two agents. The President had to come over to break it up. And I had to give him my pretzel for saving me.

Presidential Politics

Giuliani says Trump ‘probably’ has the power to pardon himself

For the record, I thought of that YEARS before Giuliani –

Election Day for President of the United States

This is the story of Harry Keaton – a candidate for the Presidency of the United States. It is Election Day and Harry is the overwhelming favorite to win! What could possibly go wrong? Well, on the day before the election, Harry had a few drinks and does something that could not only cost him the election but also put him behind bars. On Election Day morning he discovers what he has done and, with the help of his campaign manager, his Vice-Presidential running mate, two Secret Service agents and his wife, he attempts to cover up what becomes known as “the incident”. And he only has about 16 hours to succeed.

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I thought of it FIRST!

Giuliani says Trump ‘probably’ has the power to pardon himself

For the record, I thought of that YEARS before Giuliani –

Election Day for President of the United States

This is the story of Harry Keaton – a candidate for the Presidency of the United States. It is Election Day and Harry is the overwhelming favorite to win! What could possibly go wrong? Well, on the day before the election, Harry had a few drinks and does something that could not only cost him the election but also put him behind bars. On Election Day morning he discovers what he has done and, with the help of his campaign manager, his Vice-Presidential running mate, two Secret Service agents and his wife, he attempts to cover up what becomes known as “the incident”. And he only has about 16 hours to succeed.

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Good Morning…..Day 253

Election Day for President of the United States

This is the story of Harry Keaton – a candidate for the Presidency of the United States. It is Election Day and Harry is the overwhelming favorite to win! What could possibly go wrong? Well, on the day before the election, Harry had a few drinks and does something that could not only cost him the election but also put him behind bars. On Election Day morning he discovers what he has done and, with the help of his campaign manager, his Vice-Presidential running mate, two Secret Service agents and his wife, he attempts to cover up what becomes known as “the incident”. And he only has about 16 hours to succeed.

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Trump for President!

Donald Trump announced that he is running for President and wants your vote.
Unfortunately his hairpiece has stated that it’s voting for Marco Rubio.

An Undecided Voter….Until Now

I received a call from Barack Obama asking me to vote for him.
Then I received a call from Mitt Romney asking me to vote for him too.
I asked both men a question, “If I were running for President, would you vote for me?” Both men said yes.
So as I head out on this election day to cast my vote for President of the United States apparently I’m the man to vote for.