Shoes

I stopped wearing shoes because I wondered, “Am I wearing out my shoes? Or am I wearing out the Earth?”

Good Morning – October 14th

In the beginning humans walked barefoot. Next came shoes. Then someone invented socks. I wonder if those people put the socks on over their shoes.

From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense

Shoes

My mother found my baby shoes. They still fit.

Socks & Shoes

I wore my socks on the wrong feet today. To compensate, I wore my shoes the same way.

Good Afternoon…..Day 85

I stopped wearing shoes because I wondered, “Am I wearing out my shoes? Or am I wearing out the Earth?”

Good Morning…..Day 27

I bought a new pair of shoes. While trying them on, the salesman informed me that, besides wearing them on your feet, they make excellent earmuffs. The store sold a Velcro band that attached to the shoes so they would rest comfortably on your head. I thought it was a great idea so I bought an extra pair for my wife with the Velcro band. I know she’ll look fantastic in her high heel earmuffs!

Footwear…

I’ve been receiving alien messages from outer space.
They’re telling me that I’m wearing the wrong shoe size.