UFOs & Aliens

A few facts about UFOs and Aliens:
1) The aliens gave the Vikings deodorant and thus doubled their life expectancy.
2) The Chinese reported contact with the aliens 3000 years ago when they were known as the “Bringers of Detergent”.
3) The aliens didn’t help the Egyptians just build the pyramids. They also introduced the “chiropractor” to ease the pain during the construction.
4) Vincent van Gogh invented the world’s first paint-by-number sets with help from the aliens.

Plumber House Call

Late in the evening in Arkansas, David Atkins was abducted by a UFO. He claimed that he was taken to the alien’s home world where archeologists were excavating and made a discovery. They found an object that resembled the Earth’s toilet. One of the aliens accidentally flushed it. It turned out to be clogged, so it backed up and overflowed. And it continued overflowing for days. Work at the archaeology site ground to a halt. The aliens, not knowing what to do, traveled to the Earth to find a plumber. They located Mr. Atkins. (He owned a plumbing business.)
Returning to the archaeology site, Mr. Atkins surveyed the damage. Since he didn’t have his tools with him, he drew a diagram for the aliens to show what he needed to make the repair. The aliens sent the diagram to a factory and 2 weeks later Mr. Atkins received the tool – a plunger. Immediately he went to work and the toilet was fixed.
After the problem was solved, Mr. Atkins returned to Earth and told his story. No one believed him. He was ridiculed by everyone and had to close his plumbing business. Many years later, town residents thought the story might be true after a group of men, fishing in a local river, spotted a UFO landing on Mr. Atkins property. One of the aliens knocked on his front door, he answered and spoke to the alien. He went back into his house, and then came back out with a plunger in hand, entered the UFO, exiting a few minutes later. The aliens shook hands with Mr. Atkins, got back in their UFO and then flew away. A fisherman commented, “I guess that story was true after all.”

UFOs & Aliens

A few facts about UFOs and Aliens:
1) The aliens gave the Vikings deodorant and thus doubled their life expectancy.
2) The Chinese reported contact with the aliens 3000 years ago when they were known as the “Bringers of Detergent”.
3) The aliens didn’t help the Egyptians just build the pyramids. They also introduced the “chiropractor” to ease the pain during the construction.
4) Vincent van Gogh invented the world’s first paint-by-number sets with help from the aliens.

House Call Plumber

Late in the evening in Arkansas, David Atkins was abducted by a UFO. He claimed that he was taken to the alien’s home world where archeologists were excavating and made a discovery. They found an object that resembled the Earth’s toilet. One of the aliens accidentally flushed it. Well, it was still in working order and it was also clogged, so it backed up and overflowed. And it continued overflowing for days. All work at the archaeology site ground to a halt. The aliens, not knowing what to do, traveled to the Earth to find a plumber. Upon reaching the planet they located Mr. Atkins. (He owned a plumbing business.)
Returning to the archaeology site, Mr. Atkins surveyed the damage. Since he didn’t have his tools with him, he drew a diagram for the aliens to show what he needed to make the repair. The aliens sent the diagram to a factory and 2 weeks later Mr. Atkins received the tool – a plunger. Immediately he went to work and the toilet was fixed.
After the problem was solved, Mr. Atkins returned to Earth and told his story. No one believed him. He was ridiculed by everyone and had to close his plumbing business. Many years later, town residents thought the story might be true after a group of men, fishing in a local river, spotted a UFO landing on Mr. Atkins property. One of the aliens knocked on his front door, he answered and spoke to the alien. He went back into his house, and then came back out with a plunger in hand, entered the UFO, then came back out a few minutes later. The aliens shook hands with Mr. Atkins, got back in their UFO and then flew away. A fisherman commented, “I guess that story was true after all.”

The Visitors

“On a late autumn night in 1965, Mr. and Mrs. Steven Hunter were returning home when suddenly a flying saucer came down out of the sky, opened up and lifted their car with them still inside, up into the spaceship. While inside the alien beings, described by the captives as Spanish-speaking, performed a tune-up on the car before they were let go.”

Mother-in-Law Problems

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On a recent post, I showed my Mother-in-Law coming to visit.

Here, I’m going on vacation with the family and she’s following me.
I can never get away from that woman.