Wife Problems

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.

Getting Married…

I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.

Cooking

My wife isn’t a very good cook. Her spaghetti and meatballs are the one exception. The meatballs can be used as hand soap.

Wife Problems

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.

Getting Married…

I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.

Getting Married…

I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.

Wife Problems

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.

Marriage

I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.

Cooking

My wife isn’t a very good cook. Her spaghetti and meatballs are the one exception. The meatballs can be used as hand soap.

From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense

Wife Problems

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.