I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.
Tag Archives: marriage
Getting Married…
I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.
Cooking
My wife isn’t a very good cook. Her spaghetti and meatballs are the one exception. The meatballs can be used as hand soap.
Wife Problems
I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.
Getting Married…
I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.
Getting Married…
I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.
Wife Problems
I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.
Marriage
I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.
Cooking
My wife isn’t a very good cook. Her spaghetti and meatballs are the one exception. The meatballs can be used as hand soap.
From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense
Wife Problems
I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.