Wife Problems

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.

Marital Problems

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.

Good Morning – July 23rd

My wife isn’t a very good cook. Her spaghetti and meatballs are the one exception. The meatballs can be used as hand soap.

From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense

Wife Problems

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.

Cereal Bowl

My wife gave me a bowl of cereal for breakfast. Then my wife gave me a bowl of cereal for lunch. Now she asked me if I wanted to have a bowl of cereal for supper. I said yes, but asked if she could actually put the cereal in a bowl.

Marriage Problems

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.

Good Afternoon…..Day 98

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.

After the Honeymoon…

I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.

Getting Married…

I knew from the start that my marriage would be different.
My wife wanted separate apartments.