Portrait of the Curler Family

The Curler Family. Voted most likely to have the nicest hair.

Portrait

I was having my portrait taken and the photographer asked me to fold my arms. I had to decline because I can’t even fold my laundry, let alone my arms.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Good Morning…..Day 134

Who stole my pants?!

When Captain America Gets Old…

I can’t find my pills!

Separated at Birth

My Son & Will Wheaton from Star Trek.

Fine Dining…

….at a trendy, avante-garde, restaurant.
The special for the evening was a 1/2 inch cheese cube.

The taste was light, but filling.
There were subtle hints of lilac and rose petals.

The chef took a bow to thunderous applause.
Later in the evening he was spotted at McDonald’s.
The invited guests for the evening went to Burger King.

Portrait of the Curler Family

The Curler Family. Voted most likely to have the nicest hair.

Before & After

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“I am Putin!”

“And I have come to cut down my Christmas tree!!”