Door-to-Door Salesman

A Door-to-Door salesman came to my house to sell me a vacuum cleaner. I told him to come back when he was selling doors.

Door-to-Door

I hate door-to-door salesmen. I have 50 “No Solicitation” signs in 50 languages outside my door. Today, there was a knock on my door. Apparently I need one more – in Braille.

Good Morning – June 22nd

A Door-to-Door salesman came to my house to sell me a vacuum cleaner. I told him to come back when he was selling doors.

From my book – Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense

Door-to-Door Salesman

A Door-to-Door salesman came to my house to sell me a vacuum cleaner. I told him to come back when he was selling doors.

Door-to-Door Salesmen

I hate door-to-door salesmen. I have 50 “No Solicitation” signs in 50 languages outside my door. Today, there was a knock on my door. Apparently I need one more – in Braille.

Good Afternoon…..Day 39

I hate door-to-door salesmen. I have 50 “No Solicitation” signs in 50 languages outside my door. Today, there was a knock on my door. Apparently I need one more – in Braille.

Good Morning…..Day 250

I hate door-to-door salesmen. I have 50 “No Solicitation” signs in 50 languages outside my door. Today, there was a knock on my door. Apparently I need one more – in Braille.