My Brother, The Baker

My brother, a baker, sold a specialty line of exploding birthday cakes. Imagine his surprise when he bought a dog from a store that specialized in exploding pets.

Bow & Arrow

My father was an old-fashioned provider. He hunted with a bow & arrow. There was never a problem until he came to the canned-good section in the supermarket.

Car Rental

I needed to rent a car but the dealer didn’t have any on the lot. He suggested another company but they only rented trains.

Winning Ticket

I had the winning ticket at a raffle. When I asked about the prize, I was told it was the ticket.

Mobile Home

I bought a mobile home. Everyday I find it in a different town.

Camping Trip

I bought some dehydrated meals for a camping trip. It came packaged with dehydrated water. Not sure what to do.

Viral Post

I videotaped my 6-month road trip across the country. I uploaded the entire trip on the Internet. It’s 4,368 hours long. It went viral.

Driver’s Ed

Thinking about my dad today. He taught me how to drive. He had one rule. He said, “Son, never use the steering wheel.”

Work from Home

I woke up late today for work. I work in a shoe factory on an assembly line stitching together shoes. I called my boss to let him know. He told me to work from home. 

Albert Einstein

While I don’t have the intelligence of Albert Einstein, he doesn’t have my pants.